Do you like Pokémon? Do you like anime? Do you like excessive, wailing guitar riffs? What? Not that last one? Well, too bad! The Pokémon Company crammed all of those things into this special promotional video for Pokémon Black and White 2!

As cool as it would be to have these clips used as in-game cutscenes, don’t get your hopes up. They were only meant to build hype for the games. They won’t actually be included.