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Tired of sims where you have to manage tired players and boring tactics? Want to see a goalkeeper explode into a shower of pixels after a perfectly placed “special ability”? Then Beat the Champions is the soccer (or football) game for you.

Announced today for a Q2 2026 release on the Nintendo Switch, this is an arcade sports game that throws realism out the window and replaces it with explosive, over-the-top action. Developed by Whiteboard Games and published by Purple Play, Beat the Champions is all about fast, furious matches where special abilities reign supreme.

Think of it as Mario Strikers on an energy drink bender. It’s about pulling off ridiculous moves, unleashing power-ups, and generally causing mayhem on the pitch. We don’t have details on the full roster of “explosive matches” yet, but the promise of “powered by special abilities” is enough to get it on our radar.

Get your arcade sticks ready—this is one soccer match where the only rule is to have fun and destroy the competition.

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