If you’re looking for something a little different on your Nintendo Switch, how about a survival horror game where the main threat is a vengeful rodent? Don’t Mess With Bober is sliding onto the console on March 13, 2026, and its premise is wonderfully absurd.

You play as someone taking a quiet break at a friend’s cabin, only to find a sign ominously warning you to leave the local beaver alone. Naturally, you make “a single mistake” and destroy its dam. Cue the big trouble. What follows is a first-person fight for survival against a very, very angry beaver. It’s a classic setup—tranquil woods, a dire warning, a catastrophic blunder, and an unstoppable force of nature (with very large teeth) coming to collect. For fans of quirky indie horror, this is one to watch.

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